Tuesday, 7 October 2014
Hii ndio Bongo
Tuesday, October 07, 2014
funnysms
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Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja
aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya.
MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenzi....kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic .
BINTI: Mi naitaka hii
MZEE: Hakuna tatizo...
TOFAUTI YA MPENZI WA KIZUNGU NA WA KIBONGO!!!
Tuesday, October 07, 2014

Mpenzi wa kizungu akikupigia usipopokea ataku TEXT
honey whats wrong?
Are you alright?
I hope you are safe!
Call me back
I love you baby!!
MPENZI WA KIBONGO SASA USIPOPOKEA SIMU YAKE MESEJI ITAKAYOFUATA!
we Mshenzi Umalaya utakuua Mbwa wewe!
Na mwaka...
Mitoto mingine duuh
Tuesday, October 07, 2014
facts
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Jamaa alikuwa anapiga story na baba yake,
Mtoto:baba me nataka kuoa
Baba:vizuri mwanangu,vipi umeshapata mchumba?
Mtoto:ndio
Baba:unataka kumuoa nani?
Mtoto:nataka kumuoa bibi
Baba:ha! Yani umuoe mama yangu?
Mtoto:ndio baba mbona we umemuoa mama...
Thursday, 2 October 2014
Hii ndio Tanzania
Thursday, October 02, 2014

Nchi ambayo watu hushinda online 24 hours kila post wanacomment alafu wanalalamika maisha magum#shenzy fanya kazi
Nchi ambayo watu hawajui katiba yao ya zaman lakini wanataka katiba mpya kwa hali na mali!!##pumbavu penda kujifunza
Nchi ambayo ajira...
Wazo la Leo
Thursday, October 02, 2014
@"Kumbuka "@
Maisha sio KWAYA kwamba wote mtacheza staili moja
Bali
Maisha ni kama REGE kila mtu atacheza aweza...
Saturday, 27 September 2014
Wanawake wa siku hizi..????
Saturday, September 27, 2014
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Wanawake wa siku hizi
wanafurahisha sana.( ila sio wote)!!
1. Wana nywele fake
2. Makalio fake
3. Weupe fake
4. Kucha fake
5. Kope fake
6. Ahadi fake
Na kila kitu chao fake!.
Lakina bila aibu utawasikia
"I want a real men...!!!".
#weeee unaijua real...