No one Notices your tears, No one Notices your sadness, No one Notices your pain but they are all  Notices your mistakes.

NO = YES                                                                                                                                                 

MAYBE = NO

WE NEED = I WANT

WE NEED TO TALK = YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE

The ones who says "YOU CANT" and "YOU WONT" are probably  the ones scared that "YOU WILL"

You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Navunjavunja kbs Nguvu za "DEAR 2TOKE OUT JION", nateketeza mamlaka za "I LOV U DEAR" huku ukijua dhahiri humpendi. Naharibu kbs vishindo vya GUEST HOUSE. Naondoa mapepo yote ya "KUCHAT UCKU KUCHA" nakataa majina yote ya kinafki,eti "DEAR,HONEY, SWEET, DARLNG,APPLE, MY CHOCLATE,MY LOVE" kwani  yote ni ubatili m2pu! Pokea Upako wa KUKESHA UKIOMBA. Baba mimina baraka zako wa2 waitane majina ya upako,km "WAPENDWA na "M2MISHI.

Mzee 1 alipanda daladala, akakaa cti 1 na bint flani. Bac Mzee akajpendekeza had akaomba namba ya cm ya bint
Binti: Mbona cna cm Mzee ila na2miaga email.
Mzee: Haya niandikie hapa hiyo email yako!

Mwana falsafa Dr.Martin Luther King aliwahi kusema kua, "Ukimya wa rafiki yako unaumiza sana kuliko kelele za adui yako"  !!

 

 

 

 

Jamaa: Unasoma?
Demu: Hapana sisomi, vipi wewe unasoma?
Jamaa: Ndo nipo kidato cha nne Jangwani.
Demu: Jamani hiyo si shule ya wasichana?
Jamaa: Aaah sory nimechanganya nipo Kisutu
Demu: Mwee mbona nayo ya wasichana...
Jamaa: haaah aaah nilikuwa nakutania tu nachukua masters VETA.
Demu: Mh ina maana VETA imeanza kutoa masters?
Jamaa: Ishia zako demu mwenyewe hulipi wala nini...unaniuliza maswali kama Tupo uhamiaji?
KWA TAHARIFA YAKO NACHUKUA DEGREE YA UDAKTARI CBE.